My “Failed Haiku”

Copyright 2017 Bruce Jewett
My haiku/senryu which has appeared in

FAILED HAIKU, edited by Mike Rehling

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in my rear mirror
I watch you put on lipstick
then the light turns green

(3/1/16)

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bull frogs blink
a drunken poet
falls in their pond

Chinese chef
on death row
dead man woking

(4/1/16)

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pink fingernails
laquered with gilt
my banker offers a pen

young women
in day-glo dresses
wait for their latte

(5/1/16)

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cats chase laser dots
no happiness here
only its pursuit

in lilting Japanese
she bows to a caller
on the telephone

(6/1/16)

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nike shoes hang
on a telephone wire
jays shriek like teens

sunset on the prairie
shadows of grain elevators
ramshackle castles

(7/1/2016)

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raking dry grass
piles of black pellets
deer nod their thanks

swept up by a heron
the koi looks down
hey, there’s my pond!

(8/1/16)

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a true marvel
the candidate’s trousers
didn’t ignite

god must’ve blown
them all out– skies
empty of stars

(9/1/16)

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led by their devices
hunters stream pass
oleander blooms

rattling compressor
vinyl pumpkins inflate
my neighbor’s lawn

(10/1/16)

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long dark hair
short black dress
I’ve missed my station

a pot of water
whistles up a new life
pomegranate tea

ace crematory’s
mini-van rattles off
dad’s last ride

(11/5/16)

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when you go
who will I wake
and tell my dreams

(12/1/16)

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given up
to a shelter
purrs still in my ear

she reads sutras
from a smartphone
her face illumined

cat snuggles
around a coffee mug
I go without

(1/1/17)

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doe nuzzles
a deer made of wires
and lights

snow drifts
on castle ruins
battering ram intact

(2/1/17)

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in the fountain
buddha sits
attended by deer

fast-fwd sex scenes
no need to dwell
long winter nights

tangerine peels
kleenex by my pillow
winter’s progress

(3/1/17)

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bathing her face
in cobalt blue
netflixing in bed

lines were drawn
then wiped away–
walking by the sea

walking at night
living rooms are aquariums
flickering blue light

indecipherable notes
all in my handwriting
a stranger’s gift

(4/1/17)

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a new birdhouse
my real estate empire
flourishes

waves to cars
his cardboard sign
scrawled with haiku

(5/1/17)

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alongside traffic
a deer limps
against the lights

above a hospital
white doves rush
into nightfall

deprived of coffee
out of doughnuts
zombies attack

(6/1/17)

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quiet enough
to hear a loquat
kiss the ground

god walks in eden
inspects his prize roses
cusses out the deer

(7/1/17)

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